“ I’m gonna snatch that fast like NASCAR.

posted : Monday, September 8th, 2008

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“ It’s always next to the mascara. Just reach down next to the mascara.
— Man on the 4 Sutter, this morning at 8:30

posted : Friday, September 5th, 2008

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I don't know how to properly capture this...

Today I was riding the 2 Clement when a man sat down next to me. Apparently he had bumped into a homeless gentleman when he got on the bus. The homeless gentleman was quite upset and proceeded to rant and yell in his face for the next 4 stops (which is where I got off). I would try to recreate it here but it mostly consisted of mumbling about the man keeping him down, punctuated by “you fucker.” If only I hadn’t had my headphones in…

posted : Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008

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“ Quantum theory is like Star Trek but with cats.
— Market and 5th 

posted : Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

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“ C’mon, I won’t tell daddy you’re out.
— Hobo at the Powell St Bart/MUNI station, asking everyone else for spare change. It was 5 pm.

posted : Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

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