I’m gonna snatch that fast like NASCAR.
Today I was riding the 2 Clement when a man sat down next to me. Apparently he had bumped into a homeless gentleman when he got on the bus. The homeless gentleman was quite upset and proceeded to rant and yell in his face for the next 4 stops (which is where I got off). I would try to recreate it here but it mostly consisted of mumbling about the man keeping him down, punctuated by “you fucker.” If only I hadn’t had my headphones in…